The content to be unveiled is the sheer responsibility of the writer, who happens to be a confirmed agnost. It is meant only for humor-mongers who can embrace it with the right pinch of sarcasm!
Well that's that!
Treading into the Holy See's business can be a pretty tight plot. But guess besides me, there are others on the loose who love to take a dig, time and time again!
March 13th,2013, the Catholic world chose its newest Pope. Besides the fact that he was the Archbishop of Buenos Aires, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (pronounced as Ber-GOAL-io), is also the first non-European cardinal, of a Jesuit order to lead the Papacy in more than 1200 years.
The Church never gets tired of coming up with interesting drama. Old habits die hard, after all! Schisms, abdication, 'carnal' scandals, politics and corruption, the Church never falls short of its age-old afflictions for a power game; the rules of which it manipulates on its own.
Following the abdication of the last Pope, the Twitteratti has been seriously going gung-ho about this Pope business. First it was the abdication jokes and now the latest election. There's never enough to be said for the 140-kinders!
This collection of the best tweets that we stumbed across on Twitter are sarcastic and humorous to the core. It's great how the most important event in Roman Catholic community is being taken in a off-handedly lighter note.
With the Pope being a member of the Twitter community, himself, more's the fun.
All I can say is "Holy Smokes! Welcome your kind Holiness."
The best part of the new Pope is that it's fun to say his name. BERGOGLIOBERGOGLIOBERGOGLIO #Pope2.
— BRANDON DUTKA (@BRANDONDUTKA) March 13, 2013
I want to know more about the pope's wild days - his mad existence.3.
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) March 13, 2013
Anyone with a photo of Cardinal Bergoglio, now Pope Francis, riding an Argentine bus or any transit, please send it to us ASAP!4.
— TransportationNation (@TransportNation) March 13, 2013
New pope is killing it. He's already so good at waving and blankly staring at an obedient mass.5.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) March 13, 2013
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Pope6.
— Jake Beckman (@jakebeckman) March 13, 2013
Awkward. The new pope forgot to thank Harvey Weinstein in his acceptance speech.7.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 13, 2013
New Pope hasn’t published a Girls thinkpiece or a deficit reduction plan, how’s he going to exercise moral leadership?8.
— Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) March 13, 2013
How Many Popes Are Alive At Any Given Time In One Chart slate.me/WbyoIr9.
— Slate's Moneybox (@SlateMoneybox) March 13, 2013
Bad news for Argentina: no country has won the World Cup during the papacy of a native-born pope.10.
— Paul Carr (@PCarrESPN) March 13, 2013
Does anyone know what the new Pope's stance on abortion is?11.
— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) March 13, 2013
going by the different country flags being waved about before the #Pope announcement, this is like a holy version of Ms Universe contest12.
— Padmaja joshi (@Padmajajoshi1) March 13, 2013
Once they had the hand of god..now argentina have the voice of god #pope13.
— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravCNNIBN) March 13, 2013
John Paul, Jorge.... The next one will definitely be Ringo. #Beatles #Pope14.
— Blake Creedon (@BlakeCreedon) March 13, 2013
When they pick a new pope it would be cool if the Vatican sent out a tweet that made our phones smoke15.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) March 11, 2013
"He was supposed to be from Italy, but that was before Romney lost the Latino vote." See today's Daily Cartoon: nyr.kr/XLxS3C #pope
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) March 14, 2013
Hope that was a nice laughter ride for all of you! Father, Son and the Holy Ghost will forgive us surely for this.
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