Best Sheldon Cooper Quotes

Posted: 6/03/2012
What the best thing about The Big Bang Theory? That its a show about four geeks. Think again, if you still couldn't get it right think twice, until that one name Sheldon Lee Cooper pops into your brain.

Sheldon Cooper is just not a regular guy. His IQ is 187, he is politely rude, he is a germophobhic, he is obsessed with his spot and what not! He is every girl's dream.

What I personally like about him is his bizarre sense of humour. Whatever he says be it about science or life or technological stuff never sounds boring or geeky; in fact, makes it more interesting and in one way or the other his words make sense. I would love to share some of his quotes from The Big Bang Theory.

Happy reading!

"There is a fine line between Wrong and Visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it."

"They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me."

"I don't say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you have gone insane."

"I'm quite aware of the way humans reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary and involves loud unnecessary appeals to a deity."

"I can't be impossible- I exist! I believe what you meant to say is - 'I give up, he's improbable'."

"You have to check your messages. The leaving of a message is one half of a social construct, which is completed by the checking of the message. If that contract breaks down, then all social contracts break down, and we descend into anarchy."

"My existence is a continuum, so I have been what I am at each point in the implied time period."

"If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?"

"One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."

"I'm not saying that all senior citizens that can't master technology should be publicly flogged. But, if we made an example of one or two it might give the others incentive to try hard."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks 'How much for a drink?' The bartender replies 'For you, no charge!' "

"Ah, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of a vodka bottle."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?"

"What exactly does that mean, Friends with Benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?"

"For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry."

"I don't trust banks. I believe that when robots rise up, ATM's will lead the charge."

"I had to leave, they were having fun wrong."

"If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking."

"No, it's not going to be fine. Change is never fine, they say it is, but it's not."

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."

If I missed on your favourite Sheldon Cooper quote. Do share it with us in the comment section below.

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1 Response to 'Best Sheldon Cooper Quotes'

  1. http://www.e-junkie.info/2012/06/best-sheldon-cooper-quotes.html?showComment=1338792749639#c6511808360440206438'> June 3, 2012 at 11:52 PM

    Excellent write up here! Actually the point of the article is Sheldon Cooper quotes bur some trouble to understand its right meaning though hope will found here more details in its next publication. Thanks!


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